January Entries
- I can’t even remember back when I was an only child – said by my wife, who has an older brother
February Entries
- I didn’t sign up for this shit! – said by one of the guys (5 of us) while driving to a Super Bowl party, searching my iPod for bands we listened to in college, when told that my iPod did not have any songs by the band Lit.
- Take that Earth! Rotate the other way, Bitch! – said on a golf course before the Super Bowl party as a friend drove his club into the ground, creating the world’s largest divot.
- It’s slow and slutty. – said by a local weatherwoman, describing the snow falling.
- BIG JIZ – the license plate of a tinted-window mini-van.
March Entries
- I’d like to find a time to move in together for a few days to bang this out. – said on a work conference call.
- You just want to get me off. – said on a work conference call by a person who was told she could leave the call early.
- I would never want to get you off. – said by another colleague.
- They don’t have any flaws, but they aren’t a perfect team. – said by a TV basketball analyst in regards to one of the “March Madness” schools.
- Perfection: freedom from fault or defect : flawlessness. – definition of perfection from the Merriam-Webster online dictionary.
The Nutshell 